A new post! What the hell?
I suppoooose it's time I updated this thing. I can't, I mean I choose not, to sleep, so may as well! It has been...more fingers than I have long since I last posted, I would say I just haven't thought of anything genius lately, but we all know that just doesn't happen.
I actually do have some drafts I wrote up but never got around to posting, random musings, rants, and an account of Jess's visit that I'm sure her lesbo lover Cassie is dying to read. I will edit them and post them soon, not that I ever need to edit. I crap genius.
As for me life has been trucking along. A few ups and downs, the downs are mostly when I run out of cookies. The ups, when I have lots of cookies. I haven't worn underwear in months, which has been pretty nice. I'm a little worried my neighbors are getting more than they bargained for with my see through curtains, though I haven't heard any complaints, so in case they're reading this: yes it's real.
Portland better watch out, I'm headed back for vacation in a few days. I am extremely excited to get back to my friends and family on the West Coast. Someone offer me a job there, I'll take it! No, not that kind of a job, but what the hell I'll take that too. I'm getting constant pressure from the mom to move back, that and to settle down and make babies. I've got the last part down, just not sure what the hell to do with them. Maybe I will do some job hunting while I'm in town, anyone looking for a Cabana boy? I can peel a mean grape, and I can swing a fan like a motherfucker. Anyways, the trip will be awesome, I'm considering dressing up for the occasion, so don't be surprised if you see me in pants.
I actually do have some drafts I wrote up but never got around to posting, random musings, rants, and an account of Jess's visit that I'm sure her lesbo lover Cassie is dying to read. I will edit them and post them soon, not that I ever need to edit. I crap genius.
As for me life has been trucking along. A few ups and downs, the downs are mostly when I run out of cookies. The ups, when I have lots of cookies. I haven't worn underwear in months, which has been pretty nice. I'm a little worried my neighbors are getting more than they bargained for with my see through curtains, though I haven't heard any complaints, so in case they're reading this: yes it's real.
Portland better watch out, I'm headed back for vacation in a few days. I am extremely excited to get back to my friends and family on the West Coast. Someone offer me a job there, I'll take it! No, not that kind of a job, but what the hell I'll take that too. I'm getting constant pressure from the mom to move back, that and to settle down and make babies. I've got the last part down, just not sure what the hell to do with them. Maybe I will do some job hunting while I'm in town, anyone looking for a Cabana boy? I can peel a mean grape, and I can swing a fan like a motherfucker. Anyways, the trip will be awesome, I'm considering dressing up for the occasion, so don't be surprised if you see me in pants.
posted by Joe at 11:57 PM
3 Comments:
Yay! A new post! We're psyched that we finally get to see you again. Brett's been pissing his pants over it for about three weeks now. I'm also psyched that you're thinking of wearing pants.
And what the hell? If mom wants you to move back, make money, settle down, and make babies, she should be working harder to find you a good coug. Because I'm pretty sure you were born to be someone's man-whore. And God knows she probably has some good candidates in HER social circle.
He breeches!!! Love, DSD :)
I guess you haven't told your mom about our love child...
About the job...maybe the Beaver Inn would consider you for a job? You should check it out.
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