Don't Sleep Where You...You Know...

Ok, I'm in some serious pain today. I would NOT recommend spending half the night asleep at the computer. No, I would not recommend this at all. Aside from a neck that feels like I've been turning tricks all week (no offense Jess), things are ok.

I got butt hurt by work at the beginning of the year. So that's put a damper on my otherwise thriving sex life^[1]. When not playing palm jockey, I've been trying^[2] to figure out what I'd like to do with my life, because this, is not quite it. Jessica suggested I look into becoming a boner doner. I am looking into it, though not completely sold on the idea. It sounds as if I'd be doing charity, no, not Charity^[3]...charity^[4]. And we all know how I feel about ugly people^[5].







^[1]Not thriving.
^[2] Buying lotto tickets.
^[3]2007 March Playmate of the Month.
^[4]Boning ugly women.
^[5]Worse than the Jews.