Fast Forward

As I sit here, in my pajama bottoms and home made scarf (you're welcome Catherine, for wearing it) I wonder where to begin. First off, I'd like to offer a 'you're welcome' to Jess, for allowing her to continue to call me and remind me that the world indeed needs more genius. For the rest of you, I am 'you're welcomed' out at the moment, however you may continue to provide me with tithings and I will accept them with a gracious nod.

Shortly after my 'Boner' post, I moved into a new apartment. It was long past time as I had grown tired of my ex-roommates measly 1 porno that I would watch when she wasn't around. I also got tired of being chased every time I went running. I will say, there were some perks to being the only white guy in the neighborhood, I never had to pay for donuts, of which I ate many.

I have found a neighborhood where I am slightly less conspicious. A Jewish neighborhood. As with much of NY, it has been a learning experience, for them, I already know everything. They have learned there are many different types of Jew, some being much more hardcore with their top hats and fancy side burns...always walking. I rent from a non hardcore Jewish family, hm, not sure if 'non hardcore' is the proper term. Either way, they're pretty fantastic and I am enjoying NY much more now that I do not live in fear of the people around me...only the wrath of God for not being one of the Chosen.

That is all.