Sunday, April 16, 2006

Things I would purchase with $1 million:

Coke in a glass bottle
Calf implants
Laser hair removal (I don't know where)
A tatoo
A bling watch
Gatorade
The long lost sleeves to many of my shirts
Senators, but no important ones

2 Comments:

Blogger Cat Jackson said...

hey whore, that living room setup you have going on in the post below this is tight. remember on "in living color" when damon waynes would carry around that pickle jar pretending it was a jar of poo/pee? Yeah, well...your new decor made me think of that for some reason. Not sure why. Also, dad saw one of your slutty friends at the airport in Atlanta wearing a Dancing Bare t-shirt. He was so proud that he called me TWICE to brag about it - her boobs must have really been huge.

2:21 PM, April 25, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you must be a very busy genius.

9:38 AM, June 06, 2006  

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