Back back back in time!

I can't believe how long it's been since my last post. So much crap I could have put in here...and now it will fade, never to be remembered again...I'll just do what I always do, talk about meaningless crap instead.

So New Years was interesting. No need for all the logistics, just know that it ended up my brother threw a party at my house. Which is fine, we share some friends. The crowd was a little bit young...18-22ish. And it did show. I have some fantastic pictures I can't post on here. I'd say there were about a dozen kids from ivy-leagues I caught on cam taking bong rips and irish car bombs. You better believe those shots are going in the blackmail bank. Joe needs a new pair of shoes....and early retirement.
There was some wrestling, some choking, more car bombs, some theft (which was graciously rectified later), blackouts, lust, gluttony and even an arrest. I awoke to two extra bodies in my bed. For a moment I thought it was Christmas. But no, the jailhouse number on my 'recently dialed' list reminded me it was in fact, New Years.
By 8:45am we had everyone out of the house and were cooking up some breakfast over in the 'rents large, vacant kitchen. By 5:00pm Pat and I had the entire main floor spotless, even more so than before the night began. The basement? Oh...errr...haven't actually gone down there yet...yeah...I'm sure it's fine.