Weekend

Ouch, my tits are sore today.

There was much sloth this weekend.

Tried the wings at the Bare.

Watched Seahawks dominate.

Aided Pat's quest for to develop a 'whore mode.'

Woke up to find Keith in my house twice.

Woke up to find an 18 year old girl in my house once.

Drank beer.

Watched new Dukes of Hazzard movie.

Vomited after watching new Dukes of Hazzard movie.