Thinner
I'm so hungry.
I'm starving.
You know those signs that say 'don't feed the animals'?
Ignore them.
Feed me.
I went on a 3 week eating binge. I blame Pat for keeping so much pot around the house. I ate everything. Multiple everythings. Which is normally fine, if I disconnect my ass from the recliner...if. But no, I did not. I ate. I lounged. I ate. I lounged. I may have sinned myself a few times somewhere in there. Christ. I hit rock bottom on Sunday. I gave AJ and Kiah a ride to there car, which they had left downtown the night before. AJ, Kiah, Pat and myself decided to have a pleasant Sunday evening dinner. We sauntered on over to a McMenamins in the North Western area of town. The menu didn't have what my belly needed...At first I wasn't even sure what my stomach was a achin' for...until I just blurted it out. BBQ bacon chili cheese burger. It's not on the menu but by god they'll make it. Although they did toss out a few disclaimers about not being liable for heart attacks and such. It was soooo worth it. I warmed up with a little bit of chicken tenders, then some fries, and then made sweet sweet love to that bbq bacon chili cheese burger...I'll admit, I was a little quicker than usual; I went at it hard and fast, finishing a little quicker than I'd like to admit. But in the end, I think we were both satisfied...until I got home...and started looking for crackers to go with my cheese...when that failed I told Pat to make me a PB&J...when that failed I ate some ice cream...straight out of the tub...a tub for tubby...my tears made the ice cream salty.
I
I'm starving.
You know those signs that say 'don't feed the animals'?
Ignore them.
Feed me.
I went on a 3 week eating binge. I blame Pat for keeping so much pot around the house. I ate everything. Multiple everythings. Which is normally fine, if I disconnect my ass from the recliner...if. But no, I did not. I ate. I lounged. I ate. I lounged. I may have sinned myself a few times somewhere in there. Christ. I hit rock bottom on Sunday. I gave AJ and Kiah a ride to there car, which they had left downtown the night before. AJ, Kiah, Pat and myself decided to have a pleasant Sunday evening dinner. We sauntered on over to a McMenamins in the North Western area of town. The menu didn't have what my belly needed...At first I wasn't even sure what my stomach was a achin' for...until I just blurted it out. BBQ bacon chili cheese burger. It's not on the menu but by god they'll make it. Although they did toss out a few disclaimers about not being liable for heart attacks and such. It was soooo worth it. I warmed up with a little bit of chicken tenders, then some fries, and then made sweet sweet love to that bbq bacon chili cheese burger...I'll admit, I was a little quicker than usual; I went at it hard and fast, finishing a little quicker than I'd like to admit. But in the end, I think we were both satisfied...until I got home...and started looking for crackers to go with my cheese...when that failed I told Pat to make me a PB&J...when that failed I ate some ice cream...straight out of the tub...a tub for tubby...my tears made the ice cream salty.
I
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