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Having a blog is too much pressure. What sorts of things do I post on here? Pieces of work? Rants? Raves? Or just stream of thought? I don't know! And all of my fans, err...fan, constantly putting the needle to me. (You know who you are). I slave away 21 hours a day. Most of the other 3 hours are spent getting to work. It's a 14 mile walk, up-hill, both ways. Which I truly don't mind so much, except for the Yeti's. But I do it, I make these sacrifices, why? Because I am a giver, that is what I do. Ghandi, Martin Luther, Mother Theresa, and JMC...that sounds about right. I mean they would have spread the good word through blogs if they had the option, but they didn't, suckers.
But do not worry my minions. I will continue to spread the good word, the word of Joe. My army is growing daily. I have befriended 4 dogs and 1 obese cat these past few weeks, they will prove great allies in the revolution of 'Joe' to come. Tsunamis, hurricanes, floods, do you not realize why these things are happening to you?? It is because you have no FAITH! You live your lives ignorant and shameful. The stupid, the weak...geeks, fags and jesus freaks. A pulpy mass of nihilists and liars. You are born blind, live blind, and die blind. "I see!" you say, "I see the truth!" How can you see? How can you have sight if you don't recognize Me as your one true Lord and Savior? For if your eyes were open, you would recognize Me, you would see Me in all that exists. I am the air you breath, and the blood that flows through your veins. If you do not see this, then all know you are still living in a world of darkness and ignorance. I pity the lie you live.