Not a Genius?

Well, it's a disappointing day. I've come to learn that my entire blog is founded on a lie. Apparently I am not a genius. I took some an IQ test today and scored a 138. Genius is considered to be 140+. I don't know where I went wrong. I suppose the blog could still be right. I could have been 'born a genius' and just squandered it with years of drugs and booze. Or perhaps it's the lack of intellectual stimulation. All those years of doing nothing in school could have caused serious atrophy in the brainial region of my noggin. Either way you look at it; I am no longer officially a genius. Don't cry for me, I'll still claim the rank of genius. Oh a few hacks with their online tests won't deter me none. I'm on a mission. What that mission may be! is still up in the air. Why I'm on this mission, well, that is also going to fall under "undecided." But I tell you this; geniusness will be required on this mission. Geniusness the online tests say I won't provide. Geniusness the online fat cats say I can't provide! Well I say a pox on them! I will elevate myself to a level of genius previously unheard of. I will walk down the street with my massive, beautiful, bulbous brain, and people will look at me and say "god damn that's a big brain." The innumerable women in my harem will massage and stroke my giant brain. Countries will crumble under one of my mere thoughts...my merely superior thoughts, muah ha ha ha ha. Muah ha ha ha ha...love me.