Day 37
Did I mention I finally found an apartment? It proved much more difficult than I initially didn't think. Craigslist is both the bane and boon of my existence. The nice beach area I wanted to live in was a no go. The ghetto-fab basement apartment with random chick and no AC, for some reason that worked out. The good thing about this place, besides the rent, is that I'm the only white guy for miles, and I'm still rocking the Taurus rental, so everybody thinks I'm a cop. I hope they don't kill cops here.
There's some weird shit on Craigslist. I had some of the most cryptic responses. One fella even asking for pictures...which I sent, but only a few head shots. I didn't get the place, which I wasn't too upset about.
There was one chick I blew off that my friends just won't let me forget. She also was from Oregon, bi, and had a girlfriend that she warned would sleep over often. Don't ask me how I screwed that up. Apparently there are somethings you just don't take out during a first meeting in NY, whatever.
I can't recall where I was going with this...it's so fucking swampy in the air. I can't focus.
Oh yes! First day here my roommmate made the mistake of leaving her porno dvd out; Phatty Girls 5. When I returned later it was, of course, gone...well, the case was gone. A quick check of the dvd player confirmed my suspicions. I perused the DVD and found it satisfactory. 2/5 possible boners.
There's some weird shit on Craigslist. I had some of the most cryptic responses. One fella even asking for pictures...which I sent, but only a few head shots. I didn't get the place, which I wasn't too upset about.
There was one chick I blew off that my friends just won't let me forget. She also was from Oregon, bi, and had a girlfriend that she warned would sleep over often. Don't ask me how I screwed that up. Apparently there are somethings you just don't take out during a first meeting in NY, whatever.
I can't recall where I was going with this...it's so fucking swampy in the air. I can't focus.
Oh yes! First day here my roommmate made the mistake of leaving her porno dvd out; Phatty Girls 5. When I returned later it was, of course, gone...well, the case was gone. A quick check of the dvd player confirmed my suspicions. I perused the DVD and found it satisfactory. 2/5 possible boners.
posted by Joe at 8:16 PM
1 Comments:
If I give a movie 2/5 stars, it's because I really didn't like it. I'm amused (and also somewhat disturbed) to read that 2/5 possible boners is a "satisfactory" rating. Now let's never speak of this again.
Congrats on finding a place!!! A basement apartment might not be that bad with no AC; our basement is the coolest part of our house, especially if we leave the door closed. Fans help a lot. And if you have forced-air heat, the basement is capable of being pretty toasty in the winter. But you know that from living in the Windermere house, I bet.
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