Exotic Dancing 'On Demand'

What a fantastic day! Fantastic week even! I've discovered the most marvelous things on On Demand cable. First off, they have recaps of every single NFL game that I can watch anytime I so choose. That's pretty sweet in and of itself. Pat wet himself when I showed him that. I wet myself when I discovered that we have all sorts of On Demand fitness programs. Such as pilates, hip hop dancing, belly dancing, and freakin' exoctic dancing. We have like an 8 episode guide on how to strip. How fantastic. They go over how to walk, eye contact, hip rolling, oh baby oh baby. I think I'll just record them to video and give them to every woman I know for Christmas...and die horribly alone.